I thought these things went out with the breakfast club
Friday, June 03, 2005
Last night I went out and purchased another in the seemingly endless parade of ridiculous items that I have convinced myself (usually with help) that I require to prepare for the baby's arrival.
I mean really, who the hell wears digital watches anymore? 5 year olds that can't otherwise tell time? Lazy people? The retarded?I want to remember that they were cool oh, about 20 years ago, but at one time I had a skin-tight pair of acid wash jeans that very likely let everyone know where my parents stood on the then raging circumcision debate.
I wore those jeans out.
So my opinion probably doesn't count for much.
But my sense of style (or my long-standing lack thereof) notwithstanding, I'm going to be able to time those contractions down to the millisecond now.
Labels: family
posted by raistlinsghost at 6/03/2005 01:53:00 AM
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