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portrait of contemplative father-to-be. in ascii.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005


Found a great little program tonight that converts jpegs to ascii text. Not particularly certain where this might be practically applicable, but who the hell cares? Looks cool.

You can play with it here.

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So I woke up this morning after a really vivid dream involving my working for some kind of military organization, and getting my hands on some technology from the future, some kind of war in space. It was really epic, had a hot chick in it, I ended up saving the world, and I think I even got the girl.

I had intended to blog about it, extoll why it would make a great book turned into a blockbuster movie, well, at least a shitty saturday night scifi channel flick. In fact, I was already thinking about sitting down and writing some of the salient points out, just in case there might at least be a short story in it for me.

But then Superwife came into the bathroom while I'm in the middle of both a shower and a particularly ridiculous connection between my dream and my impending fatherhood and told me that the fucking sewer backed up. For the second time in 2 weeks.

Jesus wept.

I mean, how am I supposed to get over my block and write the great Canadian novel, if I'm worried about cleaning shit off the basement floor. That doesn't exactly make for sensational copy. Unless you work for the Enquirer, or maybe The Nugget. haha.

I was honestly surprised that Superwife kept it together enough not to just say to hell with it and go into spontaneous labour right there in the bathroom.

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