and the web's love affair with Chuck Norris continues unabated...
Friday, April 21, 2006
I'm not sure what caused the ridiculous surge of popularity that Chuck Norris is currently enjoying on the web, or what it is that makes the phenomenon so funny.
But even though it should be getting old by now, I can't help but laugh at bits like these:
There once was a man from Nantucket. Chuck Norris paralyzed him from the waist down.I know I'm late to this, but man it just doesn't stop being funny. Here's some links:
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way. Once.
Chuck Norris can grant wishes, as long as you wish for roundhouse kicks to the face or a Total Gym.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris CAN talk about Fight Club.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris was onced asked, "Who let the dogs out?" He paused for a moment and then calmly stated, "Go fuck yourself."
- Random facts about Chuck Norris (refresh page for more)
- Articled Chuck Norris facts (RSS feed here)
posted by raistlinsghost at 4/21/2006 03:48:00 PM
1 Comments:
He's actually a pretty cool guy. I read a book he wrote, once; can't remember the title right now, but it was good. Mainly about harnessing your inner power and resolve, etc.
That sounds new-agey, but it wasn't.
Post a Comment
<< Home