vote Zod in 2008!
Sunday, January 13, 2008
In Canada in an election year, we don't get the benefit of having to figure out which of the candidates is the least corrupt and vote for that one knowing we're going to get screwed anyway. Here we just vote for whatever goof is going to make us look the least stupid. To date we haven't had a lot of success in the department. Names like Chretien, Harper and Mulroney come immediately to mind.
That's why I'm urging my American friends to vote Zod in 2008. That's right, General Zod, of the Superman mythology.
I actually can't see why Americans wouldn't vote for this guy. At least he comes right out and admits to being a dictator. None of this weapons of mass destruction horseshit, or appeals to his constituant's outrage over a terrorist attack to justify war. And if war was necessary it would only last as long as it took for his nukes to hit their taret. And he probaly wouldn't even care about oil or money or land, because it would all be his anyways.
Yup, when its time to hit the polls, remember Zod.
posted by raistlinsghost at 1/13/2008 04:03:00 PM
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I'd vote for Zod. Might I suggest Palpatine for a running mate?
Zod/Palpatine 2008!
Hmm, I think there might be too much of a power struggle for the big seat between those two.
Maybe he could go with Gore. That guy's name is synonymous with the phrase 'Close Second'.
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